I saw two poodles fighting and barking at each other today on the street in Lausanne, while their owners tried to pull them apart. If they were female, and we could understand dogs' barking like a language, I wonder what started it all?
Dog 1: Bitch!
Dog 2: Funny you should say that, 'cause technically, I am. So are you.
Dog 1: Am not! How dare you talk back to me, bitch!
Dog 2: Takes one to know one. And for the last time, I AM A BITCH! In theory...
Dog 1: Yeah and in theory you're also a *&$%#@^%&!
Dog 2: That's it! You're going down, bitch!
Dog 1: Ha! Got'ya!
P.S. This is just a joke so please don't take it too seriously...
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